I think this is the most American thing I’ve ever read.
Which country will one of these people end up getting murdered? My money’s on France. Someone is going to douse their steak au poivre in bacon flavored ranch, and the reaction won’t be pretty.
I mean as long as it’s a classic buttermilk dressing aka actual ranch. Then it’s fine. Maybe not on steak au poivre. But like fuck man.
Buttermilk goes good with basically everything. It’s just kinda an inoffensive dressing.
Okay I get that it might be dangerous but I’m not sure if I am more or less intrigued now
It’s fine as long as they livestream it
My money is on Italy the moment they try using it as pasta sauce.
If they can even survive past asking why their pizza doesn’t have any cheese on it.
Or basically any other food, for that matter.
Depends on which country they land first. If it’s Spain and the throw that shit on a paella…
Yo this is how you start WWIII
Honestly, if he isn’t picked they are just losing money on this.
Ranch it up bro!
Litehouse is better
No no, this makes sense. The world’s opinion of us is already as low as it can possibly get, this can only help. Not likely but how much worse could it get?
Another Walmart moment.
Free food, traveling across Europe, and all the ranch I can eat? Sign me the fuck up
assistant to the branch-assador
The perfect representative doesn’t exist… Nvm.
Listen, I love ranch, but you’re gonna want to convince the Scots and let them try to convince everyone else. Ranch is amazing on fried food, and by fuck does Scotland fry food.
I want to see an American eat haggis with ranch
I’ve done that. You just tell them it’s buttermilk and they f*** with it hard. You just tell him it’s ranch after the fact and they get really pissed at you.
But they won’t stop eating it. I’ve done it twice.
Seriously, people keep thinking that all buttermilk dressing just tastes like hidden valley ranch. When really it’s just hidden valley ranch is the disgusting outlier why everyone else’s ranch is just normal buttermilk dressing and it’s delicious.
After having gone out and tried other brands of ranch (hidden valley was my family’s goto all my life), I have found that I aftually quite hate hidden valley’s.
In Europe they don’t know what ranch is so Cool Ranch Doritos are called Cool American Doritos…
in ireland its called Cool Original
And with what Americans have been up to recently, they’re going to have to rename it again.
Til ranch is only American
TIL I don’t like ranch.
This new form of American imperialism is shockingly evil.
My unpopular opinion
Ranch is disgusting
I used to like it, but nowadays I much prefer vinaigrettes. Ginger based Asian ones are good too. White sauces generally feel kinda heavy to me.
agreed wholley
Try normal buttermilk dressing.
The stuff hidden valley makes is kind of a disgrace. They put so much extra s*** in it. It’s ridiculous.
I grew up in the Midwest and have hated it since I was a kid.
Oh the ostracization!
We make ranch at home to occasionally dip things in, and it’s enjoyable. However, the slimy, sour shit that comes out of a bottle of Hidden Valley Ranch is diagusting.
Homemade ranch really is on another level! Cheaper than the bottled stuff too. $1.50 for a small thing of sour cream and another $1 for a package of seasoning. I used to just use whatever was in my spice cabinet, but the package is so convenient if you just want it easy.
