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- nottheonion@lemmy.world
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- nottheonion@lemmy.world
cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/43965177
An ex-DOGE staffer known as “Big Balls” could end up receiving the highest civilian honor in the United States, placing him in the company of luminaries such as Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King Jr. and Mother Teresa.
Somehow the dumbest timeline just upped the ante
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This timeline is so fucking stupid I have difficulty believing it sometimes
If we do live in a simulation, can I be taken out by a corrupt memory allocation, please?
Earth.exe is causing excessive crashes, please save your work and restart.
I’d like to load a backup save please
Sorry, this is a hardcore run. No save scumming.
New game+, dlc is extra
Hmm, well when is the last time you tested those backups to ensure they aren’t corrupt?
Sometimes I like to imagine that we are in a reincarnation simulation and by the laws of quantum mechanics even if I was reborn exactly the same to relive this life again or even if the universe was started over, it would be completely different even if all variables where exactly the same. It gives me a strange hope.
well someone crapped my pants i would like a reinstall please
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Fascists were killed to fucking death 80 years ago. And I’ll remind us all, the men who fought were around 20 then. The youngest would be 100 now.
The Smoot-Hawley Act was 95 years ago, exacerbated the Great Depression. Not to mention the stock market greed and lack of government controls that started it. Today no one remembers what that kind of poverty was like in America.
Everyone who remembers is dead. This is simply history, we do this again and again. Our turn!
What a ridiculous country you have going on over there
Thanks, we all love it and want this to be happening.
Well if you don’t drop everything and singlehandedly bring it all to a screeching halt i won’t respect you and even if you try I’ll find other reasons to criticize you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It’s pretty fucked up, that’s for sure.
placing him in the company of luminaries such as Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King Jr. and Mother Teresa
One of these persons is not like the others…
Even so, Christopher Hitchens is not rolling in his grave.
Release the Trump/Epstein files
George Tenet got one for roping us into an illegal war in Iraq.
The PMoF is meaningless.
Why stop there? Shell out a purple heart! Hell, make it two! Make him look like one of these old officers from dictatorships!
Ughh, I mean we are just handing military rank over to Palantir employees, so why not?
General Big Balls🎖️got his ass kicked by high schoolers while betraying his country.
Calling it now; 3 middle-schoolers are gonna beat the shit out of him and steal the medal, and that’s how the bill of rights will be repealed.
This country is a fucking joke.
if someone were to shoot him will they give him a posthumous promotion? that would be cool
Of course. These people would give literal Hitler the presidential medal of freedom if he were around to give it to. Hell, I wouldn’t be surprised if they award him something posthumously
Anything Epstein’s best buddy hands out will be noted as a total farce and those receiving them should be ridiculed relentlessly. Cue South Park.
That’s exactly it. He will forever have to say, it was awarded by Donald Trump, instantly loses all meaning. People will probably think he bought or bribed it from, DT.
placing him in the company of luminaries such as Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King Jr. and Mother Teresa.
The medal’s reputation has already been tarnished, then, might as well add him.
There are infinitely many loathsome people who have gotten it, so care about this I could not less.
