Sundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoMan bites woman at cherry blossom park in Japan, dies shortly aftersoranews24.comexternal-linkmessage-square71fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkMan bites woman at cherry blossom park in Japan, dies shortly aftersoranews24.comSundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square71fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareMantzy81@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoThis is a good time to remember: If it bites you and you die; venomous If you bite it and you die; poisonous
minus-squareMedicsOfAnarchy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoYeah, but this is: If it bites you and it dies, you’re poisonous?
minus-squareremon@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoThat is identical to the 2nd case.
minus-squareacchariya@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-21 month agoIf it bites you and you both die, rabies
minus-squareBillyClark@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoTo match the “venomous” and “poisonous” words, you can also say “contagious”.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoWhat about pufferfish? If i bit a fugu in half the wrong way, we’d totally both die.
minus-squarethemaninblack@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoAlso, believe it or not, jail.
minus-squaretitanicx@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoAnd if it bites you, and it dies, you are poisonous.
minus-squarePhoenixz@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoSo the woman was poisonous, gottit
minus-squareMantzy81@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoWomen have to protect themselves from weirdos somehow.
This is a good time to remember:
If it bites you and you die; venomous
If you bite it and you die; poisonous
Yeah, but this is: If it bites you and it dies, you’re poisonous?
That is identical to the 2nd case.
If it bites you and you both die, rabies
To match the “venomous” and “poisonous” words, you can also say “contagious”.
What about pufferfish? If i bit a fugu in half the wrong way, we’d totally both die.
Also, believe it or not, jail.
And if it bites you, and it dies, you are poisonous.
So the woman was poisonous, gottit
Women have to protect themselves from weirdos somehow.