Sundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoMan bites woman at cherry blossom park in Japan, dies shortly aftersoranews24.comexternal-linkmessage-square71linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkMan bites woman at cherry blossom park in Japan, dies shortly aftersoranews24.comSundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square71linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareMantzy81@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoThis is a good time to remember: If it bites you and you die; venomous If you bite it and you die; poisonous
minus-squareMedicsOfAnarchy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoYeah, but this is: If it bites you and it dies, you’re poisonous?
minus-squareremon@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoThat is identical to the 2nd case.
minus-squareacchariya@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoIf it bites you and you both die, rabies
minus-squareBillyClark@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoTo match the “venomous” and “poisonous” words, you can also say “contagious”.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoWhat about pufferfish? If i bit a fugu in half the wrong way, we’d totally both die.
minus-squarethemaninblack@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoAlso, believe it or not, jail.
minus-squaretitanicx@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoAnd if it bites you, and it dies, you are poisonous.
minus-squarePhoenixz@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoSo the woman was poisonous, gottit
minus-squareMantzy81@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoWomen have to protect themselves from weirdos somehow.
This is a good time to remember:
If it bites you and you die; venomous
If you bite it and you die; poisonous
Yeah, but this is: If it bites you and it dies, you’re poisonous?
That is identical to the 2nd case.
If it bites you and you both die, rabies
To match the “venomous” and “poisonous” words, you can also say “contagious”.
What about pufferfish? If i bit a fugu in half the wrong way, we’d totally both die.
Also, believe it or not, jail.
And if it bites you, and it dies, you are poisonous.
So the woman was poisonous, gottit
Women have to protect themselves from weirdos somehow.