It was the man who died. The cause of death is still being investigated, but he was 89 years old.
Is she the reincarnation of chuck norris?
In Japan we say the crazies come out in spring. Glad we’re still keeping that tradition alive.
Fuck yeah, patient zero! I was starting to loose hope that zombie apocalypse could beat out climate change, pollution, wealth inequality, and fascism. But it’s back in the race!
Huzzah! Can’t wait. I’ve never liked the idea of eating brains, now it’ll be my favourite meal
I hear with a nice chianti and some fava beans…
Yeah, fire that hope arrow!
FYI this was last week, the cherry blossoms are basically gone now, 2 weeks earlier than last year. Here’s a pic from 2 weeks ago.
I’ve got cherry trees in Australia and they only bloom for a few days the last few years.
Climate sure is changing, our blooms in the PNW have been lasting for weeks almost a whole month now. I remember years ago as a kid it would be less than a week.
man didn’t tell she was of the poisonous type
Never heard about this toxic femininity before!
And so it begins.
I think i am ready for it TBH!
I don’t know if Japan of all places is ready for it. We’d better hope the zombies are vulnerable to airsoft BBs.
It was the man who died.
You wouldn’t have to clarify that if you simply didn’t follow the inane newspaper headline style that should be dead in the age of the web.
Community rules require titling the post with the headline used in the article.
She was poisonous, you see.
Rabies?
You say “/s” but, for anyone else reading, Japan is considered rabies free so that would certainly be a big deal we’re it the case.
I wanted to make a joke but people reacted very seriously so I added an /s
It doesn’t seem to help, so I guess I was joking about a sensitive topic or so. If that is the case I am sorry.
Death from Rabies is a horrifying, long winded torture - if he was able to get to the park a few hours before his death, it wasn’t rabies.
Iirc rabies kills you (assuming you’re a human) before you can pass it on
No. A person goes to the doctor before the psychological symptoms get severe.
Cherry blossoms are symbolic of a short life, but he was 89, so it doesn’t poetically apply here.
I really expected that to go the other way. A bite from an unkempt mouth on an older person just sounds like a great way to get sepsis.
Speaking of cherry blossoms, can anyone remember (or find) that greentext about the incel trying to get with a girl at the cherry blossoms?
It’s really fucking long and the person does come across as fucking mental
That fucking stupid emoji that he does is already annoying, what’s it mean to be? A bear??
Thank you!
Wanna come and see some cherry blossoms with me?
This is a good time to remember:
If it bites you and you die; venomous
If you bite it and you die; poisonousAlso, believe it or not, jail.
If it bites you and you both die, rabies
To match the “venomous” and “poisonous” words, you can also say “contagious”.
What about pufferfish? If i bit a fugu in half the wrong way, we’d totally both die.
Yeah, but this is: If it bites you and it dies, you’re poisonous?
That is identical to the 2nd case.
And if it bites you, and it dies, you are poisonous.
So the woman was poisonous, gottit
Women have to protect themselves from weirdos somehow.
So glad someone turned that news story into a terrible animated video!
As is tradition!
Never bite your woman in a cherry blossom park in Japan.
