Tucker Carlson is “fake straight” and should answer questions about being straight.
He does seem very interested in gay sex.
I love this concept. Tucker Carlson just being this closeted gay man, who’s rejected by his own people, and can’t come out as gay. So he just flirts in the worst way possible.
“Yeah? You gay? Yeah? Talk about it! Answer all the questions I have about what butt stuff is like!”
Meanwhile everyone else is just confused as hell.
He kinda just looks it too. I know that’s highly assumptions and shallow, but the gaydar has always gone off. Good skin, well-conditioned 80s dad hair, always dressed tidy but a little loose, definitely pays attention to his colours, good clothing combos and shoe choices too…
Like, just the article’s pic, if you didn’t know what Tucker looked like and had to guess who the bigot was in this pic…
I bet he gets around his house in cut-offs because he likes the comfort of shorts but denim is a real man’s material.
its in the eyes and nope
No one talks more about gay sex than homophobes. I am bi and I think about penises less than Tucker Carlson
How it feels around dudes who see you enjoy a caramel latte instead of drinking it black for some reason. Like bro, some Italian grandma drinks espresso harder than you ever have.
Some Italian grandmas are harder than they will ever be too.
Tucker will confim from his own experience?
No way he would turn down a stallion like me, thought Tucker. He must be faking it!
Tucker’s always there for the analysis.
True, no-bullshit journalism!
If it’s something only a gay guy would know, that’s the only logical explanation.
Tell us what it’s like being a “fake straight”, Tucker.
“I did gay to be cool and popular. President, maybe!”
– not gay PeteI think we are all wondering one thing that Pete might be able to answer.
“When two gay men have sex, how do they know who’s penis will open up to accept the other person’s penis?”
-Dwight Schrute
Angela slowly nodding in the background
So , a white, cis, hetro male is gatekeeping being gay?
Yeah that tracks.
What a weird thing to say.
What a weird take to say out loud.
Tucker sure does know his fan base
Yes, a capable politician is going to choose the hardest path to advance his career by claiming to be gay. Like playing US politics on super hard mode.
Nightmare mode would be a black Trans Muslim leftist.
Nah. Black Trans muslim right winger. Then even the left won’t support you.
Tucker needs some new masturbatory material.
No Tucker, you first.
Did he get tipped-off by Lady Graham?
Sounds like Tucker wants to get topped.
This man is so far in the closet, he’s inside a closet in a random house in Narnia.
The fuck does he know about sex? His name is Tucker.
Tucker is the real hard gay.
Say say say say say…hoooooooooooooo!
