man, i bet business is booming for Etsy witches right now
Wow. Curse of hatred on the new moon in August. Dead just after the Full moon of September. I hope the author purchased the protection spell.
Five stars, would unholy ritual summon again!
Wow, that is impeccable timing.
47 hours and 21 minutes before he was shot…
Sounds like they got the intensity off a little tho:
I want to make it clear, I’m not calling on dark forces to cause him harm. I just want him to wake up every morning with an inexplicable zit. I want his podcast microphone to malfunction every time he hits record. I want his blue blazers to suddenly all be one size too small. I want one of his socks to always be sliding down his foot. I want his thumb to grow too big to tweet. To ruin his day with the collective feminist power of the Etsy coven would be my life’s greatest joy.
Maybe they forgot Venus was in retrograde?
They did pay for the “shit your pants” spell, and that does happen shortly after death…so in a roundabout monkey’s paw sort of way I guess that one worked
There were so many “minor bad thing happens” spells on him that the cosmos combined them all for ease of bookkeeping.
I guess you don’t get to make specific demands when you start calling on the forces of darkness.
Maybe they got confused by an exponent or a measurement conversion
I must’ve put a decimal point in the wrong place or something. Shit, I always do that. I always mess up some mundane detail.
-Michael Bolton
Woww is that your real name? Are you related to that singer guy?
Looks like their caster rolled a nat 20 and scored the crit of a lifetime.
“Hold my staff, fam”
man i ain’t never cast no curse, always felt it was bad juju, but i gotta look into this shit.
new moon near the equinox comin up. hrm…
Thank you for your service, Etsy Witches.
“Etsy witches.” So that’s what hitmen are calling themselves online now?
I mean, it’s manual labor from a distance, what else would you call it?
Wow those witches are just really direct.
No refund needed.
How
do Ican my friend contact them?do not worry, they are panicked as fuck and busy cleansing their space now that a spell has worked, and busy preparing a Big Spell for the equinox with everyone else
Guy shot, killer not found, perfect. Could they lay out how one would curse someone like this?
Do I have to ask gpt about this for my fictional novel?
Fucking hell this just gets better:
Who else is in their cursor?
