Wait this actually happened.
The DOJ closed the Epstein files so we could focus on pressing issues this.
Real missed opportunity there, Doordash driver.
I dunno. they really work for tips, and Trump seems like a real cunt. In their place, I’d do my best to just avoid their ire.
Indeed, she could’ve been a national hero.
Even their propaganda is stupid…
I think part of the brilliance of it is that it still gets a lot of traction because of how absurd and entertaining it is
I don’t think it’s entertaining at all bud.
This guy is literally responsible for the direct slaughter of thousands.
The President of the United States is a monster
It’d be hilarious if he weren’t president.
Great satire.
The problem is, it’s not satire and he is president.
worst fake prez ever
Person wearing door dash grandma shirt… Supposedly drives up to the white house door, and Trump supposedly answerers…
Talk about a load of faked propaganda. There is like 500+staff members at the White House. And no way would the secret service let the president take packages from a random person without screening everything.
If it was that easy to get to trump, I assume someone would have door-dash’d him something lethal already.
It was supposed to be a PR stunt about No Taxes on Tips, that’s why the press was all hanging around to take pictures when the Door Dasher showed up.
Then Trump comes out and the press asks him about his blasphemous Easter post, and he offered his outlandish excuse that he was supposed to be a doctor, completely blowing his PR stunt.
He probably didn’t even tip her, he’s a proven scumbag cheapskate. Just the pleasure of serving him is tip enough.
offered his outlandish excuse that he was supposed to be a doctor
It’ll be good enough for his base, who is willing to believe anything to rationalize his behavior.
That’s what it is. It doesn’t have to be a plausible story, just a story, something they can repeat with confidence, and just scream “TDR!” at anyone who tries to mock them.
She stated during the event she was there for a reason. Trump asked her for her opinion on trans folks in sports, and she said “I have no opinion on that. I’m here about taxes on tips.” She was deadpan with it too
Yeah, this fuck invited her to the White House to thank him on live tv for the big beautiful bill removing the requirement to be taxed on tips because she drives DoorDash to pay for her husbands cancer treatment and he fucking snubbed her to talk about himself for 30 minutes and then she invited her and her husband to the UFC fight he’s holding at the whitehouse.
What a disaster for this poor woman and for this country. Our own personal Nero.
Yes, as I read the grandma door dasher shirt, I don’t think they understand how that’s nothing to be proud of. The nation has failed those people that should be enjoying retirement instead of gig work for the elite class as modern slaves until they drop. Didn’t even know about the husband which makes it so much more tone deaf.
It’s even worst than you could imagine. She has a history with being used by trump
well, under normal circumstances… but wtf is even happening there anymore?
right, all bets are off. Perhaps they’re feeling overconfident from their warmongering, you know, buffed up, thus getting sloppy
well, due to Polymarket, all bets are ON… but only the privileged few know enough to make those bets.
otherwise… enjoy the rollercoaster!
For enjoyment (not suicide) I recommend 2-3g of 20%+ cannabis and your favorite bourbon!
that’s how I’m making it through my Monday!I just had an interview at a dispensary. I hope I get the job, not only for cheaper weed, but also cause I need a fuckin job.
Befriend good customers and start (keep?) selling grey market on the side, only way to get paid as a weed barista
Good luck!
Good fuckin luck!
I’d totally take that job.
good luck!
Here’s my thing…if Polymarket is just being used to pay bets that are obvious scams, eventually (read: real fuckin quick) Polymarket would shut that shit down. The mob don’t let cheaters into their casinos and win big every week. They break the guys thumbs, kneecaps, or maybe just off the guy.
So it makes me think that Polymarket isn’t so much a legit betting rig, as it is a money washing service probably set up by trumps people. They pump the money into Polymarket behind the scenes, win big every week, and Polymarket funnels the money right back into their accounts. With a traceable paper trail to them free and clear from the IRS.
I have no proof of this. It just doesn’t pass the smell test. Then again, trump in person probably smells awful too.
What I don’t get is where does all the money they win come from? Somebody has to take the bets and lose right? Seems like an awful lot of money to just be fleecing random rubes.
It’s bribes / pay to play. People lose as a way to funnel funds without traceability.
It’s really not that simple
Polymarket is an unregulated insider trading platform, primarily profiting from insider bets surrounding the Iran war originating from the unprecedentedly corrupt White House
Any attempt to defend it would inextricably link you to the unquestionably criminal corruption of the White House.
Do you have anything to say?
On the record?
I couldn’t make this up even if I were tripping. like, 90s, 3 hits of acid, lost in Prospect Park tripping
Our dementia grandfather is running the country.
I already have to take medications, plus a weed prescription for an anxiety disorder. I don’t need you reminding me of that bullshit.
I’m here aren’t I?
Oy gayvalt
Doordash walking up to the oval office and trump taking delivery in person… Very plausible /s
We see straight through this due to his
bad actinginability to act and non existing sense of humor nor reality, Yet still he could not help himself …Trump quipped to Simmons sarcastically: “This doesn’t look staged.”
how long has it been since he was Weekend at Bernies’ed?
What’s extra crazy is that when he asked her if she was a supporter, it wasn’t a resounding yes, she said “mmm…maybe”, lol
Like they can’t even fucking get someone to act like they like him anymore.
There’s been such a string of madness coming the us in… the last two days, it had to be topped with something right out of a movie with Lloyd Bridges
Lloyd Bridges had talent while being genuinely funny and entertaining.
Trump is insane, whose incompetence at destroying the world is only - occasionally - entertaining but I never thought that the world might end because Lloyd Bridges sniffed some glue and fell out of a window.
Yea, of course
Well, I’m glad you get it, but a shockingly large amount of others don’t
I just didn’t want to compare Trump to anybody even remotely nice, it’s just… the absurdity of it all… it could have been a comedy is what I’m saying. In another timeline
in another timeline, they’d have set it on fire and run away screaming
there’s nothing funny about any of this
“I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue.”
I watched it yesterday night after posting this comment 😂 Some of the jokes aged like milk but overall it was coooool. Especially while high
If I were flippin that day, I be spittin that day.
no idea what that means, but I’m willing to learn!
If I cooked his burger, I’d spit in it. Might even swap that pee for an h.
Hey. Question.
What would it take to get him an all -he-he-can-eat subscription to more burgers and fires?
Don’t look at me like that. Cholesterol is a bitch and I don’t think we can get blamed for that.
ah, got it. :P
Full text of Melania Trump statement denying links to Epstein
I have never had any knowledge of Epstein’s abuse of his victims. I was never involved in any capacity—I was not a participant, was never on Epstein’s plane, and never visited his private island.
I have never been legally accused or convicted of a crime in connection with Epstein’s sex trafficking, abuse of minors, and other repulsive behavior.
For context:
Decades of photographic and testimonial evidence repudiate every word of her statement other that the technical fact that she has never been convicted of any crimes related to Jeffery Epstein… yet…
There are decades of videographer, photographic, textual, and testimonial evidence that she absolutely and without a doubt both know and was very close with Jeffrey Epstein _ for many, many years) before AND after meeting and marrying Trump. This is - and has long been established - in not only the Trump-Epstein Files, but in many other outside documentation.
Melania was a widely-circulated whore for almost a decade before even being introduced to Trump. Just Trump’s type. And it’s been widely documented.
Not that I really doubt it, but where is this documentation about her being a whore?
Wasn’t she semi-nude in some of the pics already released? That would make her a sex worker, maybe? She probably was trafficked at a young age. She seems like she probably was a sex worker at the very least. Whore seems harsh for anyone.
She was officially a model, so semi nude might still fit her work. Even full nude might be just art or legit money income 🤷
the Epstein files.
“whore” is, admittedly, and overstatement. “slutty” would have been a more appropriate word.
IIRC, I saw somewhere that this was an entirely staged event and the Doordash driver was flown in from Arkansas.
This feels questionable that a delivery person would ever have such direct contact with a president.
More ai news slop
It was a stunt so he could tout his tax-free tips bullshit. They roped in an old grandma and somehow thought showing her having to work to pay off her husband’s medical debt in her elder years wasn’t dystopian as fuck.
But hey, $100 tip. Orphan-crushing machine for the win!
I think they summed up the USA pretty nicely in this photo op: the average person has to work a precarious job until they’re dead to serve the needs of rich fucks destroying the world.
She’s a retiree who’s working to pay for her husband’s cancer treatment.
He’s just marketing to the lowest form of sucker.
He’s
just marketing tothe lowest form of [Bubba] sucker.Fixed that for you. 😝
and he’d be lucky to get even that at this point
Lol he’s probably hurting McDonald’s business. Like a shit Midas
I’ve been boycotting them since 2024 when he did that stupid drive thru stunt and McDs corporate was silent about it.
I don’t miss it. It’s barely classified as food anyway, not to mention getting more expensive… Bye Felicia
Mierdas.
