FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 month agoIf we did an experiment to measure many peoples' maximum poop velocities, I'm sure we could use the data to design a toilet tall enough to never splash anyone back.NSFWmessage-squaremessage-square48fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareIf we did an experiment to measure many peoples' maximum poop velocities, I'm sure we could use the data to design a toilet tall enough to never splash anyone back.NSFWFinjaminPoach@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square48fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareIWW4@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoExcept the velocity varies… sometimes you get the slow rollers other times the super sonic projectile and then there are snapping turtles… they poke out a head and go back in.
Except the velocity varies… sometimes you get the slow rollers other times the super sonic projectile and then there are snapping turtles… they poke out a head and go back in.