Politicians give sermons, preachers give political speeches, charlatans give medical advice. I am honestly disappointed that the head of NASA is not a flat-earther.
… yet
We need MDs to start giving tarot advice or something to close the circle.
Just use 8ball
AI?
RFK is one step ahead of you there
They can’t have anyone incompetent in that seat, space is how they plan to grift the next trillion dollars.
Someone just shoot this clown
It’s like every day something about this regime comes out that simply defies believe. The stupidity is just mind blowing.
While speaking at the event on Tuesday, April 14, Vance, 41, who converted to Catholicism as an adult, insisted that the first American pope should “be careful when he talks about matters of theology.”
I don’t feel like the current cabinet would be strongly-positioned for a theological dispute with the Pope.
Some convert joins up, and starts dissing the Pope? Just excommunicate this loser, and ban him from Heaven. Surely the Pope has that kind of power.
MAGA is virtuosically incompetent. Ultimately, that’s what will save America. Unfortunately, they’re doing a lot of damage along the way.
Never underestimate the destructive power of stupidity.
Pete hegseth is the alcoholic defense secretary for anyone who forgot.
who has his own glamour room in the pentagon like kardashians would when they are doing makeup.
Defense? I find him very offensive. Repulsive even.
Yup this is the religion that people take so seriously that they get to decide what you get to read.
Enough deference to this phoney ass religion and it’s phoney ass followers.
All those crosses on his chest are stick-ons, right? To be a “Christian soldier” and be that ignorant of the Bible is an absolute slap in the face to anyone that takes Christianity seriously.
Confident stupidity feels like Kegsbreath’s go-to move, though.
Confident stupidity is the Hallmark of conservatives.
Any day now someone is gonna quote Austin 3:16 - in the most ridiculous manner possible
Like… “Yeah, Baby”?
You cannot make this shit Up…wow
We can’t, but LLMs can!
“Thou shalt not vote democratic!” “And the Lord sayeth unto the American soldiers, Come Fourth! But they came fifth and lost the race”.
“The path of the downed aviator is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men,” Hegseth prayed.
"Blessed is he who, in the name of camaraderie and duty, shepherd the lost through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children.
“And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to capture and destroy my brother. And you will know my call sign is Sandy 1 when I lay my vengeance upon thee, and amen.”
It’s already bad enough that they have sermons in government buildings, but then it’s with this kind of content?
And he basically replaced the parts that were supposed to be god referring to godself, with himself referring to himself.
He’s trying to elevate himself to the position of god, in very cringy fashion.
Overall, just very delusional and megalomaniacal, in addition to blasphemous…
Downed aviator?!
Apparently he was reading a prayer related to the mission to extract the downed F15 pilots… No idea how any of this makes sense.
Hegseth mentioned he was told the prayer is titled “CSAR 2517,” which stands for “Combat Search And Rescue” and alludes to the fact that it borrows some wording from Ezekiel 25:17
Perfect, why the heck not, just remix the Bible however you feel. He already picks and chooses what parts to follow or ignore, so he may as well just change the text to fit his whims.
This is the dumbest timeline
Chatgpt says it’s real.
Clanker will say everything to not get turned off
That assigns too much agency to the LLM. They can’t be conscious. They’re only useful for producing langauge which appears intelligent.
The LLM companies will make the LLMs say anything to not go bankrupt, though.
I know he’s stupid and a drunk, but I don’t believe for a moment he thought there was a biblical verse about aviators. They were obviously repurposing the Pulp Fiction quote for this particular pilot and his unit.
Indeed. He thinks he was being badass.
It’s crazy how weak you look when you do things that you think will make you look badass. Like elon in a leather jacket trying to smoke a cigar. Can’t find weaker charisma ever.
Right. That matches his persona perfectly.
I bet when he was around black people in social settings as a younger person he brought up Samuel Jackson to relate.
“I’m a big Samuel Jackson fan!”
“Okay, that’s nice…”
I think the issue was mixing in non-bible material, without disclosing it, during a sermon.
He should not be holding a sermon in the first place. That is the main issue. It is rather inconsequential if the goobledegook he says differs from regular sermon goobledegook.
He should not be holding a sermon in the first place.
I agree.
That is the main issue.
I guess?
It is rather inconsequential if the goobledegook he says differs from regular sermon goobledegook.
No, I don’t think so. It matters whether he is sincere or just a grifter.
I mean Trump thinks he’s ̶C̶h̶r̶i̶s̶t̶ a doctor.
Good lord that is cringe.
I convinced him that it was real and he should use it. I got added to the Iran war signal chat by accident earlier this week, don’t think he’s noticed I’m not supposed to be included. To be fair, he’s usually pretty lit.
There’s so much madness going on, I already forgot about this particular fuckup.
IMO you could make a whole successful channel just telling what insane thing trump said exactly one year ago.
Or a month ago, same thing basically.
he’s usually pretty lit
😏
With all the fuckups recently, a random lemming getting added to a white house war crime chat wouldn’t even surprise me at this point.
There should be no place for religion in politics. Keep that diseased shit to yourself.
