Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoTrump and other top Republicans will read passages in a marathon Bible eventapnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square83linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkTrump and other top Republicans will read passages in a marathon Bible eventapnews.comBluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square83linkfedilinkfile-text
Halftime Donald Jesus Trump, nailed to the cross. Let’s make this happen! Or we can just read the Epstein files instead.
minus-squareBestBouclettes@jlai.lulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoShit on the Pope and pretty much everything Jesus advocated about, and read Bible verses performatively. I’m the Bible, Jesus whooped some ass because of this, he flipped tables and chased people with a stick.
minus-squareMirshe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoI believe Christ used a phrase for these people in Matthew…something like “whitewashed tombs”? “Which look beautiful on the outside, but inside are full of the bones of the dead and everything unclean”? Is this ringing a bell for anyone?
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoNo, “ringing a bell” is when you tie a bell to someone you accidentally buried alive. Nowadays, you could just use an Pi zero and Home Assistant.
Shit on the Pope and pretty much everything Jesus advocated about, and read Bible verses performatively.
I’m the Bible, Jesus whooped some ass because of this, he flipped tables and chased people with a stick.
I believe Christ used a phrase for these people in Matthew…something like “whitewashed tombs”? “Which look beautiful on the outside, but inside are full of the bones of the dead and everything unclean”? Is this ringing a bell for anyone?
No, “ringing a bell” is when you tie a bell to someone you accidentally buried alive. Nowadays, you could just use an Pi zero and Home Assistant.