resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 days agoJustice Department issues arrest warrant for former FBI chief James Comey charging ‘threat’ against Trump using seashellswww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square71fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-textcross-posted to: news@lemmings.world
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkJustice Department issues arrest warrant for former FBI chief James Comey charging ‘threat’ against Trump using seashellswww.independent.co.ukresipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 days agomessage-square71fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: news@lemmings.world
minus-squarePman@lemmy.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·19 days agoI was thinking the exact same thing
minus-squareSeeMarkFly@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·19 days agoAs usual, I’m late for the party.
minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·18 days agoSo how did society evolve to replace toilet paper with three seashells - and they skip right over the bidet?
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-218 days agoi posit the shells are the bidet controls. low pressure, high pressure, blow dry.
minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·18 days agoThat actually makes sense.
I was thinking the exact same thing
As usual, I’m late for the party.
So how did society evolve to replace toilet paper with three seashells - and they skip right over the bidet?
i posit the shells are the bidet controls. low pressure, high pressure, blow dry.
That actually makes sense.