Right!? I’ve had that same thought for decades. I COULD do the Republican Grift thing and get donations or take prepayment for some random item, but stupid me went and grew a brain and empathy and now I don’t want to harm people or take advantage of them for selfish gains. Yay for that I guess.

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He’s going to steal the Declaration of Inbeependence

And he just happened to still be carrying around a backpack full of evidence several days later for funzies. Convenient.

We’ve been over this. It’s how you use it that matters.