This seems like a circle jerk, but with everyone involved it’s less of a double circularly linked list and more of a map. A map jerk.

Same! I’m assuming an AI company will snatch up the domain.

“I’m shitting myself right now and no one knows”

(we do)

How long do you think it’ll take the people who visit the site to realize it’s satire now? If ever?

Imagine if you mixed LSD into honey mustard. Your nuggies would whisper dark secrets to you as you ate them.

Are these ads context dependent? I’d love to see what it would come up with for this.

There has been a huge uptick in interest in the sport of weightlifting because of crossfit. Hampton Morris was our first US male Olympics medalist since the 1960s, and Olivia Reeves won gold.

I think for sports like weightlifting talent is pulled away by professional sports. You could go to the Olympics, or you could go play for an NFL team.

I’ve told my wife that she has permission to eat me in case of emergency, but she had to promise that she would prepare me correctly.