Reading this with two 9 Milly’s in the upper decky as we speek

I be taking naps on accident like once a week. I need to know if I’m waking up at 8am or 8pm

GrapheneOS is built for Google devices. Doesn’t really solve the email problem though.

The whole US economy is just 4 robots jerking each other off and handing the same $20 bill back and forth

Now look up Proctalgia Fugax

Breaking news: this slop is sloppy

If farting and leaving the room was a president

Just wait until you find out who owns the media

More like the US is Israel’s military arm in the rest of the world

The funny part is, the doors have a manual release on the inside, Tesla owners are just too dumb to read the user manual.

The not funny part is, the ones in the back are deep inside the bottom of the door, there’s no possible way a child in a car seat could open the back door in an emergency.

Opening Doors with No Power https://share.google/NmVMGXKowzwXKUKxF

This will end the same as every other middle east conflict. We destroy the government and make 12 new terrorist organizations. But they keep trying to cut the heads off a hydra.

I actually got a free NFT in some kind of sweepstakes. It’s probably worth negative money now.

It did get me 3 free drinks at a music festival so there’s like +50 bucks in value right there.

I don’t think it’s fedi but I like odysee

Especially since Trump said their Navy was destroyed just a few days ago.

If their Navy was destroyed, what are they laying mines with?

Or is their Navy not as destroyed as he claimed?

They already pretended to care about spending and then some guy called Big Balls helped Elon Musk harvest all our data

Add a cactus in each of their asses and we might be getting somewhere

You’d think they learned from the dotcom bubble and the hundred other times they gambled and lost. I guess it doesn’t matter when you just get paid back with taxpayer money.

Remember when Gemini got caught in a loop of self-loathing and nuked itself?

Not a drag queen

The US is probably tracking his bowel movements already. I give him a week