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7 days agoOl’ JD rolls up to the pearly gates.
Bible God: So, couches?
JD: You betcha!
Bible God: C’mon in, my man!
Just a jizzy awful mess up there.
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0·1 month agoAnyone else notice a sudden uptick in guillotine related content over the past week or so?
0·2 months agoFuckin’ Mall of America on our bucket list as well. There’s like two hotels on site, and I belive they’re building a Waterpark next door.
I have so many Graves to piss on, my entire retirement plan will involve extensive domestic travel.
Right there with you. Maryland and WV’s finest flower here (we have surprisingly decent bud around here).
Fortune comes in threes; this despicable fuckface, Mitch (theoretically dead for at least a decade if not just recently). Fingers crossed for #3.
This made my day.