Sounds like a perfect time to introduce the all new Trump Phone 2.

If only I wasnt so lazy, and had all these pesky morals.

Best middle aisle find ever.

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Password same, thanks.

I’ll sell you my how-to guide for £99.99

There’s a guy in the whitehouse in the us that does this, and they call him ‘mr president’. At least to his face, at any rate.

Fuck, I’d draw random dick movements with my mouse for that kind of money.

He was at home, fucking his couch.

Princely Just envious of our lovely giant oled displays.

Like two dogs in a Disney film.

You gave me a fright.

If you’re still working for Trump at this point, what else are you but nazis?

Rips off his mask to reveal he was tiny Blair all along.

The SS? Clue might be in the name, there.

Well said.

About a second after this passes. Fucking nazis.

Cough, Undiscovered Country.

I think he’s saying slaves should owe their soul to the company store.

Don’t give this sack of shite the benefit of doubt.

Bloody hell. They didn’t even stop doing business with the nazis the first time round.

I can only assume the brain worms are being handed out like it’s season five of the Strain.

Third swimming pool? Get out of here, you peasant.