This is our regularly scheduled reminder that we absolutely need celebrity death match to be brought back.
Someone just rip the idea off if the rights are unattainable.
Now a fight to the death, that I could get behind. I’m thinking we give hunter a net and trident, and don jr idk. Gladiator game, nationally televised. Fuck yeah, let’s do it.
Idiocracy vibes
Idiocracy was at least entertaining
We really are living in the Idiocracy timeline.
It’s way worse, Idiocracy had good faith leaders, our are pieces of shit.
they only had good faith leaders long after the pieces of shit had set the world up in a way where everything would be shit unless someone had some sort of cold storage device for humans that would wake them up 500 years later
Where can we sign up to be put into cold storage?
first you gotta join the army, then be the most average person possible, and also have no drive to do anything. good luck
I’m halfway there! But somehow I’m the second half of the way there.
Eric will try to fix it.
I think we just need to abolish men.
Abolish men? I’ve been admonishing men. I must have looked like an idiot.
The Orange Shitstain vs the Lunatic Ayatollah would be better.
That’s the same picture
Kropp on the other hand is a thinker. He proposes that a declaration of war should be a kind of popular festival with entrance-tickets and bands, like a bull-fight. Then in the arena the ministers and generals of the two countries, dressed in bathing-drawers and armed with clubs, can have it out among themselves.
-All Quiet on the Western Front.
I’d watch that.
“Whoosh thump!” Boot to the head.
Okay but I want to be on that fight card. I have challenged Stephen Miller dozens, maybe even hundreds, of times at this point.
Promise to also give him a wedgie and a wet willy for me. For the good old times sake.
I’m gonna make him cry and eat dirt.
I’m pretty sure in a fair fight I could take RFK and Kid Rock together.
RFK and Kid Rock would unironically make a hilarious comedy duo as villains in a Jackie Chan movie
I absolutely hate this timeline 🙄
Just gotta say, the last time I remember two politicians challenging each other to a fight, one of them was Justin Trudeau.
Was the other one Angela Merkel?
Merkel all day in that one.
It was Patrick Brazeau, a Conservative shitheel who was in hot water at the time for financial crimes and sexual assault. They eventually framed it as a contest for charity, and Trudeau kicked his ass.
would be the first cage fight i ever watched
Ironically, I actually saw the cage fight where The Undertaker took out Mankind. I was visiting someone who was a big WWF fan and they had it playing.
Non-scripted fighting? Can’t say I’ve ever watched that.
I miss ShittyMorph.
You realize that undertaker and mankind in a cage doesn’t exactly narrow it down.
I know which one you’re talking about, but that was something they did a few times a year from 1996 to roughly 2001.
The match where mankind was thrown off the top of the cage is by far the most famous match and regularly gets mentioned and memed about today.
That match literally has its own Wikipedia page. Very much narrows it down.
doesn’t exactly narrow it down.
I know which one you’re talking about
Way to contradict yourself 🙄
That match even has it’s own copypasta.
Even I, that live in Europe and have never seen a single cage match, knows about that one lol
If you look into that event, its not entirely as scripted as you think, which is partly why it was such a shocking event. Mankind did take a huge risk and I’d argue he very easily could have died.
Widely regarded as one of the best wrestling matches of all time.
It was definitely the peak of the genre.
Nope
That flipping tank lid can accommodate a basically infinite flow of jokes, in just making observations
Hoping that they both literally kill each other 😈
That’s the sort of mutually assured destruction I can get behind.
The Bidens are pieces of fucking shit in their own right. Ignore them.
This is how your comment sounds: You see that picture of Hitler and the head of Mercedes? Forget about this Holocaust shit. Can you believe the head of Mercedes worked with the Nazis?! That’s who we really need to be focusing on… Forget Hitler!
See how stupid that sounds?
That is sound reasoning if you have shit for brains! Anyone who isn’t a fucking twatlord that has followed the news knows the bidens are neoliberal pieces of shit, contrtolled opposition, even for democrats they are conservative, that’s why they were chosen, that’s why they failed, that’s why the current rulers are in place.
Don’t let half wit voters make you think you have a point here. You are the problem, are you pruposefully manipulating people, or are you just ignorant?
I’m not sure being a twatlord is usually considered a bad thing. Throughout history and still into this modern era, having propriety over a large number of twats is generally viewed as desirable - even in the most liberal of spaces. Yay, inherent patriarchy…
It’s they dynastic twatlords we really need to be keeping an eye on. Sexism, racism and all the other-isms seem to be different tools/levers for the owning class to enforce their will upon society at large.
That being said, fuck the patriarchy.
You sound like a complete dip shit. What’s next, are you going to tell us the dprk is actually a really nice place to live or Ukraine started the russian war?
Fuck off with your both sides shit.
Their crimes are hardly even comparable too. When Hunter is holed up in a hotel room with hookers and blow he’s only hurting himself. When the Jr is running crypto scams he’s hurting a lot of people.
I don’t disagree. But nuance like that is beyond most maganazis.
