Almost two weeks ago, the US Department of Justice announced that it had foiled a plot by Proper and a number of co-conspirators to assassinate Donald Trump and other elected officials at the Ultimate Fighting Championship event recently held at the White House. As of Friday, eight people from around the country are in custody. All appear to be men in their 20s or early 30s.
the 5th staged assassination attempt.
It’s Anti Antifa, the most dangerous of the Antifas! /s
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Honestly if we just started calling them “profa” they would probably take up that mantle without understanding it.
They put the “profa” in “prophylactic”.
Profa deez nuts
Such a shame.
That it didn’t succeed.
I know. It sounded like they had their shit together. Leave it to Mom to fuck it up for everyone
If only these right wing assholes would consult with us, we could offer them good advice
Don’t you think he looks tired?
He should rest tbh.
Amazing what just six words could accomplish.
…?
Dr. Who reference
low energy
Small pp energy, even
So tired its weird. Weird guy
It’s okay, he built a hospital below the ballroom (true).
Imagine sleeping through your own assassination
Unsurprisingly, right-wing media is lying, claiming that these were lefties:
some conservative media outlets have seized on aspects of the story to imply that the plotters were actually bad seeds of the far left. One of the alleged plotters, an article in the Federalist argued, “parroted Democrat conspiracy theories about President Trump protecting child predators connected to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein”.
Also, Donald Trump does protect child predators connected to sex offender and former best buddy of Trump, Jeffrey Epstein.
“tHe LeFt Is ThE pArTy Of ViOlEnCe!”
parroted Democrat conspiracy theories about President Trump protecting child predators connected to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein
It’s not a conspiracy theory if it’s a quantifiable fact with substantial evidence to back it up
Lefty rhetoric, like the truth. SMH. If they still believe it then they never will.
“Democrat”-ic camera taking photos of the two together?
“Democrat”-ic birthday card Trump wrote and signed for Epstein?
“Democrat”-ic condoms depicting Trump saying I’M HUUUUGE?
“Democrat”-ic Mike Johnson saying just yesterday he is running a protection program for keeping Trump connected Republicans with potential dirty laundry away from investigation or prosecution?
I thought it was interesting at the time how it was a conspiracy of like five dudes, but the headline across several news sites was like, “two dudes from California lead conspiracy to assassinate the president.”
They refuse to admit there are more MAGAts here than any other state. They’re just a minority of the population here.
And yet they will blame the left and label the left as a terror organisation.
Always the family are snitching
The left is really falling behind the assassination plot counts. Kind of embarrassing tbh.
Hey now, what would Luigi think about that?
Idk, whats Luigi’s political identity?
He seems pretty “self-correcting free market” kind of dude if he went after a CEO and not a Republican Legislator.
Keep in mind he’s the rich heir to a fortune, with an ivy league education and used to have a six figure tech company desk job.
I was joking, but since you asked: why would a left wing attacker have to go after a ring wing politician? Anti-CEO sentiment is usually a pretty solid left wing view, especially when they’re squeezing people out of their savings by denying healthcare claims.
And he can be an heir, can have money but still be left wing. Those two are not mutually exclusive you know
Brian was immediately replaced, and the interim CEO who replaced him was later replaced by the shareholders in favor of a more profit-oriented CEO.
Yes, and? We were talking about political affiliation of the killer.
Nothing notably anti-CEO took place, the CEO is a position, a title, not a man.
As I said before, that has nothing to do with the discussion.
i mean i am theoretically distantly related to potato billionaires if i pull that thread of relations i’ve never met hard enough. but like so is the rest of the state of idaho so whatcha gonna do. but like, i’m poor. don’t judge a person by their relations
the story is really good though it involves shady pool halls, angry drunken cigarette wives and Uncle… I forget his name so let’s call him Uncle Darryl I don’t have an Uncle Darryl that’s what we’ve named Bigfoot. I’m going to have to ask Gran next reunion for all her sisters to figure out the official version of the story.
Im making as many hamburgers as I can over here okay?
Oh yeah that’s totally believable. Right.
Please, that ass-faced moron wasn’t targeted. This is more fake crap to keep the MAGAt morons worked up and frothing at the mouth that anyone would dare go after their (fat ugly stupid geriatric rapist pedo) golden god.
Then why would they choose hard right fuckheads for their patsies?
Easy to find, easy to manipulate, and cheap?
yeah I feel this way. Its like what actually took place at the event. Are they going after trash talk bs or something.
You know it’s time to step out of the ring when your own side wants you out. He can’t read the room at all, but why would I expected a narcissistic narcoleptic dementia patient to do that?
Oh, yet another conveniently foiled assassination attempt for the guy claiming he really needs his secure ballroom. Well I say, all these foiled assassination attempts seem to suggest security is just fine.
Americans are such losers
Guns everywhere yet not one of you meek mother fuckers gets the job done on time
those of us competent enough to do it are not competent enough to get away with it and are smart enough to know that. so we’re like “huh. do i want to road trip across the country and get caught in kentucky? nah. I’ll let kentucky do it. It’s kind of THEIR whole deal anyways.”
Understandable. But come on there must be one cool dude who just got the call and knows he’s terminal, nothing left to lose
One girl that saw her world fall apart after selling her soul for the umpteenth time
One radical teenager that figured out shooting kids ain’t going out with a bang at all
One mad boomer that ground up his own teeth over the years being bothered enough
One minority member that picks the path of the hero instead of the gangbanger
One father that saw his son radicalise voicing opinions that would make any man’s neck hair stand
One downtrodden beat down slob that feels so low there’s no downside to trying anyway
Its a shame they didn’t succeed.
They’d rather have a martyr at this point, as he drags their progress down in the dirt.

















