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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 26 days ago

US military asks troops for ‘creative and unconventional’ ideas to punish Iran

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US military asks troops for ‘creative and unconventional’ ideas to punish Iran

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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 26 days ago
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By Katie Bo Lillis, Zachary Cohen, CNN (CNN) — The request from a senior officer at the US military command carrying out President Donald Trump’s war with Iran came in an email: We need ideas. “We are looking for new creative and unconventional ways to pressure and punish Iran,” an officer in US Central Command’s
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  • Naich@piefed.world
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    26 days ago

    How about bombing schools? Oh no, that’s been done hasn’t it?

    • P00ptart@lemmy.world
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      Maybe try again from a different angle? If that doesn’t work, maybe a children’s hospital?

      • chaosCruiser@futurology.today
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        Religious targets? You get bonus points if you start a holy war.

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    26 days ago

    Leave Iran alone, and don’t talk to them.

    That’ll show 'em!

    • Bloomcole@lemmy.world
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      That goes for the rest of the world too.
      Stop meddling everywhere

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    Haha like what if we all sucked each other’s dicks like as a joke and sent it to the Islamic Republic, I mean obviously jk but like wouldn’t that be hella funny? They would be so mad

  • DeathsEmbrace@lemmy.world
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    Why don’t you remind them if I can’t have 14 year old Iranian girls in the super adventure club then noone can and bomb another girl only school?

  • AA5B@lemmy.world
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    26 days ago

    Incorporate “Four Seasons, Persia”

  • MyOpinion@lemmy.today
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    I highly recommend you leave them alone you ignorant fools.

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  • TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com
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    26 days ago

    Make Iran be led by Pete !

  • Formfiller@lemmy.world
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    26 days ago

    How bout honoring their oath to the constitution and overthrowing these pedophiles and traitor politicians

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    26 days ago

    =“We lost the war”

  • Hanrahan@slrpnk.net
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    Paint the aircraft carriers as giant LBGTQ flags ?

    Use Drones to drop pro LBQT flyers into Iran ?

    Paint the Charle Hebdo cartoon on the Carrier landing decks ?

    Have the landing deck full of sailors and then bend over and moon Iran with everyone having a Charlie Hebdo tattoo on their ass as they sail the SoH?

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    Deport all the tough-talking MAGAts and white supremacists there.

  • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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    Have they tried giving Iran $300billion again?

    • Bloomcole@lemmy.world
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      There is no “giving”.
      It’s their money which the US nazi thugs stole.

  • Curious_Canid@piefed.ca
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    I suspect the military is looking for something that will distract Trump from launching nukes.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      26 days ago

      Change the password to 0000 0001

  • Rentlar@lemmy.ca
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    26 days ago

    Witness the peak of meritocracy…

    simpsons meme - we've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas, changed to we've tried issuing ultimatums and tacos - with hegseth and trump's faces superimposed.

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