Prompted by an Iranian assassination threat, Donald Trump departed on a secret military flight in an extraordinary ruse that involved hiding the president in an airport catering cart, according to reporting from the Washington Post and the New York Times.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Is it bad that even though I’m an American and not exactly a full on Iranian supporter…but wouldn’t mind if they successfully assassinated Trump and Vance at all? It would at least be karma for starting this bullshit war in the first place
Nope. I’m with you. Almost feels treasonous to wish our president harm/death, but fuck him and his family.
Hahaha.
I hope he loves in fear. He did all of that. He ruined the fucking nuclear treaty, he invaded when that went to shit, and now he’s losing a war.
What a fucking goddamn dumbass. I hope he never rests well again.
He’s always lived in fear. He has no friends.
"Look, people are asking me about aircraft catering carts. And I tell them, nobody knows catering carts better than me, okay? Nobody!
These carts, they are INCREDIBLE. Absolutely top of the line.
People come up to me, big flight attendants, strong people, with tears in their eyes, they say, ‘Sir, we put hundreds of sodas in there, the little cans, the snacks, everything, and it still moves so light. Nobody else could design a cart like this’."
– Trump probably
What’s… funny I guess, is that he doesn’t even really talk like that anymore, because he barely makes it through a sentence now
Maybe he should try a prison one.
Why the hell would they reveal this? Seems like a terrible idea. Secret Service never reveals details about things like that. Or at least, they shouldn’t.
Would have been a shame if they forgot he was in there
Weird flex
Are they sure he was hiding in there? Maybe he just went in there to eat in private and just so happened to get wheeled on board the plane. I could see him stuffing himself inside one of those things just so we can nosh on some shrimp away from all the judgy eyes.
He’ll never fit in there, it’s full of cheeseburgers…
Didn’t he survive 2 assasination attempts before without worry, what’s the difference with a mere threat?
This one would be done by someone semi-competent and explosives likely over an idiot reactionary with a gun.
Yeah but if he survived, think of the ratings! He’ll do another pose, photos will take millions of photos and they’ll put him on the front page of the newspaper!
Don’t live in fear Mr Trump!
This one would be done by someone semi-competent and explosives likely over an idiot reactionary with a gun.
This threat was real and not a false flag?
Sorry. No way Fatty McRapist is getting into a catering cart. Maybe the back of a catering van. Assuming you bleach it before putting food back in it.
It sounds like it was like a wheeled trolley you’d see in a hotel hallway, but I think it was actually a cargo container of some sort used to load catering cargo on and off the plane. Although I’m not completely dismissing the image of him crouched under a tablecloth being wheeled down the tarmac by a butler concealing an MP5.
don’t do caterers like that. they’d tie his leash to the bumper at most
I wonder if he shat himself while they folded him up to fit him in there. I’m surprised he was flexible enough.
Wouldn’t someone have noticed the smell?
“Why does this food smell like somebody died shitting themselves?”
Now the whole plane smells like fake tan.
Or the obnoxiously large “catering cart?” A normal one couldn’t possibly hide his giant ass.
They have a scissor lift box truck that the food comes in and then they lift it up to the plane and wheel the carts off. They got JFK’s dead body on air force one the same way.
Elaborate ruse Is a bit dramatic here. This has all the complexity of a bugs bunny sketch.
I hope there’s a VEEP/Arrested Development like show about this cartoonish presidency in a couple years. There’s so much material.
Veep is severely underrated imo.
It would be an absolute 👨🍳 💋 if they cast the SNL actors who portray them in the series too lol
