Disappointingly his lawyer wasn’t Harvey Birdman
I sense a new song coming
Afro man def put up a badass response to that questioning…
But it’s with also mentioning the prosecutor is fucking terrible at his job.
Afroman did a great job in the stand, but the prosecutor was straight up LAME in their questioning.
The lawyer rolled over at the end of questioning, that’s rare…
I have been trying to figure out where to post the local news clip of him winning.
It really was sweet to see how the community actually really came out in support of him and they were handing out lemon pound cake at the courthouse.Everyone knows this is Under the Boardwalk right?
Or am I that old?
No, it’s LEMON POUND CAKE BY AFROMAN GRANDPA! Let’s get you off to ned
Very good
That picture! He needs to be in a 90s Capcom fighting game.
Namco, not Capcom
Alternate skin for both Guile and Balrog.
Your honor, the jury is clearly packed with girls from Kentucky.
Afroman for US President. He’s just as qualified as the current one
He’s going to need a lot more felonies.
I wouldn’t be opposed to him running as a Republican…
https://allhiphop.com/news/afroman-addresses-patriotic-photo-opp-with-donald-trump/
But he sure as shit shouldn’t be allowed to take a spot in any election from an actual Dem.
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made president should on no account be allowed to do the job.
First snoop now this, are there no actual hoopy froods in the rap game?
Froods are rare on this planet, hoopy ones even more so.
My frood
My man 😎
Watched his testimony. Aftoman is intelligent, thoughtful, and well-spoken - way more qualified than the Rapist-in-Chief.
Even more qualified. Being a decent human being makes You more qualified. Being able to put together a coherent sentence makes You more qualified. It is, in fact, difficult to imagine someone less qualified to be president, than Trump.
Being a decent human being makes You more qualified
I thought that was grounds for disqualification?
Even more qualified.
That’s not a high bar to clear TBH
I was gonna clear the bar, but it was too high.
Explaining the joke always makes it funnier.
That was sarcasm. It was used to express that jokes become less humorous when someone tries to explain them.
Hey, don’t slander Trump like that! I’m sure there are plenty of newborn babies out there whose mothers smoked crack while pregnant. At least one of them must be less qualified than him, statistically.
Incorrect. Trump is the most unqualified.
Surely he can’t be less qualified than Don Jr and Eric, though?
Worth pointing out that Afroman is a dedicated Trumper and likened the raid on his home to the FBI raid on Maralago during the documents case.
If we accept Afroman now he may just be ready in time for 2028. If we don’t it’s going to be another 2016.
Smh
Oof. This really shifts my perception of him.
@UnspecificGravity Honestly, he strikes me as just kind of dumb and immature. “Hunter Got High”. Oh, that’s very clever, Joe. I bet the other kids at the food court after school found it hilarious. He’s like a stoner version of John Valby.
That is basically every Trumper I know in real life. Just really stupid and childish people who respond to memes as if they are actual information upon which to make a decision.
Mostly they are also too stupid and lazy to actually vote, so they are relatively harmless.
Until they’re weaponized…
If this man isn’t the next President of the United States, I’m leaving.
So, you know the Afroman is pro-Trump, right?
He’s just a very viral man who knows how to pander for votes.
Dude is wearing American flags.
He wore said suitin the concert I was at, and played a Marijuana leaf guitar. Dude is a meme.Edit it was a dollar bills suit
Good news!
Humming this tune right now:
He made dis tracks for them all. Randy’s is relatively tame
I really hope to have the outlook afroman currently has about this type of situation. Where a massive miscarriage of justice was perpetrated and he makes fun songs about it. I mean the gucking lemon pound cake was just the god damned cherry on top of the acab massive library of shittiness.
I was not going to steal that poundcake,
but I was high.
So I scarfed down that poundcake,
because I was highAnd now I’m stuck in court and I know why… yeah why…
That raid was crazy stupid. Like, even for US police standards. Also, kidnapping haha
those songs were hilarious, that lick’em low lisa is like 15 mins and they had to listen to it in court lmao 💀
The best part about this is that his songs pissed off the cops so much that they couldn’t just be satisfied with stealing his shit; they had to take him to court about how much he hurt their feelings!
They look ten times more ridiculous than if they had just let it go.
They likely sued because he has them on video directly stealing cash out of one of his jackets. Thry were hoping he’d shut up.
Randy Walters is a son of a bitch
♫That’s why I fucked his wife and got filthy rich!♫
Ooooooooooooo
Cops are not exactly the brain trust of society.
