- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion@lemmy.world
This sentence is full of words put together that I never thought that I would ever read in my entire life. And yet, here we are.
I take it you haven’t been to Tijuana?
I never remember how to properly format links on here, and I do not get why the share button for communities doesn’t have the option to format it like this. At least not on jerboa.
That’s a good question. I’m on browser, and it’s the same limitation. I wonder if it’s something inherent in Lemmy?
lol I didn’t know this existed. Thank you, I’ve got a new community to subscribe to
https://lemmy.world/post/44888767
You’re welcome
They better work for that 45 minute petite mort!
Good for both of them. *claps
The real achievement is the scientists who managed to get a mouse to blow a pig. If you got Nobel prizes for effort, that’s a prize nomination right there.
Nomination for a (p)Ig Nobel at very least.
Therea a couple of religions and some vegans that are gonna love thia
Vegans never mention pleasuring animals, only harming them
The Aristocrats!
They come a lot, so it’s gonna be cheap
You’re saying I could fix my painful right eye if I let a hog come on my face? Hmm.
Ask your doctor if Porkkake is right for you!
Babe please, I promise it’s medicinal
Yes yes. But it’s it halal?
I’d cum for cancer
There was a comedian 20 years back that asks if science could check if blow jobs could cure cancer. Well now we know.
Can humans use their own? Jerk off in this cup so I can fabricat you an elixir sounds so fantasy.
Ugh… I hate getting cum in my eye, tho. It feels weird. Like someone punched me in the face and not the normal kind of sting that something in your eye gives.
Glad I’m not a cancer mouse.
Mouse doctor: So, I’ve got good news and bad news.
Whoever believes this: they saw you coming.










