There is no reason for a camera to ever be in a bathroom for any reason. And no matter what reason they can come up with there will always be a downside that is substantially worse.

Nope

Adult Swim pioneered this over a decade ago with SmartPipe

$599 intial cost, plus $70 or $130 a year. I’m happy that they are finding really amazing, break through products to offer us. Surely this is the continued excellence we can expect from the ai frenzy. Wow!

GTFOH.

Beep boop. That’s poop.

- My futuristic robotoilet reluctantly watching me shit in its mouth

And they’re uploaded to their AWS server for analysis I hope

maybe, if we turn it upside down, we can use it to unlock paired phones with sphincterprint

Ummm…no.

Seeing the comments makes me think, what happens employers start using this sort of texh trying to optimise bathroom breaks or something

Of fucking course you need to have their app to get any useful data from it. I certainly trust a plumbing manufacturer to have solid cybersecurity, and there certainly won’t be any data breaches of people’s poop data. When do you think we’re gonna get FOSS poop cameras?

Or, and bear with me on this, we could educate people on basic matters of health. Crazy, I know! But what if?

I recommend this hilarious book instead

What’s Your Poo Telling You?

There was a webcomic about Google doing this and then selling the data to advertisers. These guys are just ahead of Google (or looking to bought by Google).

Can’t they invent a mouth camera instead, I bet lots of bad health could be prevented with a smart one (smart like plain old smart, not “connected”).