

They will just have to start preordering the ribbons.


They will just have to start preordering the ribbons.


2 fans to the back of the head.


Burn the rich.


Prompt unclear, plane stuck in skyscraper.


Those ghouls can feel and regret? I thought they were in it for the love of the boot, funny mustaches, and a voyeurism kink.


That didn’t work? Did you reinstall yet?


The supreme court that will do anything for a bribe and has already pissed on the constitution?


Will they fire you if you make Zuckbot2 ERP with you?


glad they don’t know what nukes are
I have an idea…


It was a “I guess this is it” drink and not a “I hope this fixes it” drink.


No, worse, I had to go to work in the morning.


The first time it happened to me I was sleeping and the pain woke me up. I drank some whiskey and went back to bed to try to die in my sleep. Unfortunately I did not die peacefully.


Keep his blood pressure high. Any day now.
A community built on lying to the gullible and anxious can never last long.
There is multiple thousand year+ lineages of morons worshiping gods that they are willing to die for. Its a pretty solid system of control.


They became an alien on another planet trillions of lightyears away.
That sounds like an improvement.


Believe it or not, concentration camp.
Don’t forget to integrate it into Home Assistant so you can alert the ISS when the mail man is on the porch.
“Dad, when will the lights work again?
As soon as selinux decides I have permission.


I think I got enough on my punch card that I get a free sandwich on the next once in a lifetime crisis.
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