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Starbucks!?! We don’t have time for handjobs right now, we have an entire pile of stuff & thangs to save!

Okay, but if it’s not blue… then how are we gonna get all those sweet “90’s style rap-video pics” of ‘Forrest Gump’ riding ‘Jennie’ like a jet-ski on “The Trumpflection Pool: Brought to you by The Four Seasons Dildos”?

Trump’s mommy looks he went back in time and had a kid with himself during one of his many visits to that island, and then she gave birth to himself.

If she was microwaved for just a bit more she’d look EXACTLY like Trump’s mommy.

She’s been chief of staff this whole term or some replacement (seems to be common in ass-kissing society)? I hear about his entire cabinet on almost a daily basis, surprised to be unfamiliar with this specific Disney Villain.

She seems like the kind of lady who hoards cats but before slumber each night, threatens each individually on the consequences of eating her face.

Bluxie Blimis

Chief of Staff-Infection to Fartmonger of the United States

Bluxie M. Blimis is an American frowning-consultant and “let’s ruin the planet” lobbyist who has as assed the 32nd White House chief of staff since January 32nd 2025. Blimis (also lovinglingly known as “buttkiss” or “blumpkin” orgraduated from the University of Hate, College Park, in 1978 Continued in Wikipedia

Technically, they are right-wing… but after enough drinks they are “FOR SEMPIS” into anal.

She has a younger smaller person that rides on her shoulders. Kind of like “Master Blaster” but eventually disposed of deep within a lake in Michigan…

So, I don’t know who this is; but it definitely seems like the sort o’ biatch that spreads verbal herpes (based on the haircut, & judgemental frown.)

[[Yes, I understand they take a burst of photos and choose the grumpy one, but you’ll never catch me frowning like a cartoon villain. I physically cannot make THAT face.]]

I’m glad they aren’t wasting their time on low hanging fruit while the global order spirals into chaos or anything…

I’m pretty sure he has dementia & thus nothing he has done is legal or standing (by law). I’m not a doctor, but I cannot allow his decisions to be declared sane.

Aside from it all being against everything a president is allowed to/ supposed to do, it is also very wet-brained.

Even if you drop out of society & move to the forest, you’ll still have to “work” to survive.

By yourself, you’ll have fire to maintain, food to gather & hunt, shelter to procure or build.

With others, it’s up to those who do to support those who are. There’s a great responsibility to society, but this doesn’t have to mean “work”.

It’s all “work”, though. At least for now. Mowed lawns or grocery shopping, we’ve adapted to a society that takes advantage of the majority for the comforts of the few. Humans have simply “evolved” into being allowed to be dictated by the top of the food chain: capitalism & bureaucracy. Industrialized fear controlled rolling beasts. Microwave users.

Exactly, gold star for this one!!!

Neither & both. Currently, the entire deck is being reshuffled. It’s a Schrodinger moment for humans.

The current state of everything could easily be avoided if we didn’t exist at all, or at least (in theory) never did to begin with.

Destabilize before invasion, any side effects are a benefit towards the end game, which is to weaken the US on the world stage and start a war that gives power to the newly rebuilt Soviet Union & it’s henchmen.

Go figure, a company that exploits habits is found guilty of exploiting children…