I’m not taking the poop with me. From my inertial reference frame, I’m sending my departure point on Earth away from me.

Why should I know?

Fox News asking the hard hitting questions, such as “Is the pope Catholic?”

Magenta isn’t even a real color. Your brain made it up.

I imagine the site’s bot-detectors had a false positive (imagine that!). McCartney’s account had only posted once before and then remained dormant for a number of years. Suddenly, the account woke up again and surely must have gained an unusually rapid number of upvotes due to the celebrity status and the fandom subreddit. Looking at this data without any context, white-listing of accounts, or human eyes, this could potentially trigger their automated ban system. Additionally/alternatively, sharing Dropbox links seems to be an unspoken no-no on the site?

I have two hard drives. One to work and one back home.

Malkovich Malkovich?

Then look closer and think more critically

Real life sports are 1st person games

This is also what the old studies said

unable to open the doors and drowned

If you find yourself in a car sinking in water, conserve your energy because the doors will not open until your cabin is submerged. Take a deep breath at the last second that you can (you will need it) and wait until you are fully underwater to try to open the doors. This may not have been possible with the shallowness of the pool in the above news story. There are also specialized tools for breaking car windows that you can keep in your glove compartment for emergencies.