Opening the door to cancelling pardons.
Are you SURE you want to do this, Donald?
If Biden didn’t say “No take backs”, then pardons can definitely be canceled. That’s what SCOTUS told me.
What is his obsession with “auto pen”?
Projection.
You start with the result you want and work backwards:
C. Everything Biden did should be undone.
B. Biden did something frequently
A. Say any use of innocuous thing is invalidated
You see it a lot online, when people say X is true because of Y. But if they admit Y is flawed, that doesn’t change their mind about X. They’ll just invent a new reason.
What the fuck is an autopen?
A device presidents have used in the past (and present) to help with signing their name.
On the bright side, banning the auto pen means he would have to sign hundreds of pardons by hand if he needed to, and I think he’s just too lazy to do that.
Everything said by this admin is always a declaration of guilt. So, in this context, the 1984-translated version is: “people use my Autopen all the time without my knowledge.” Which also explains how when he attended that wrestling event back in the spring, he was also somehow signing and authorizing (whatever terrible thing it was at the time, it’s hard to keep track of) at the White House that Stephen Miller I think angrily announced while touching dolls.
Jfc can he just shut the fuck up. One day, I just want one day
You had a whole weekend some moths ago. People though he had died.
That was a good weekend
The BEST weekend, some would say.
Best SO FAR. The best weekend is yet to pass. Could be any day now.
I hope you’re right, but I said what I said because I’m not getting my hopes-up for the future on that specific score.
All the best people are saying it.
“People thought”“People hoped”
I certainly did.
Well at least I can age the bottle of bubbly I got.
Trump has pardoned a bunch more turkeys recently than Biden ever did.
I didn’t think there were that many wealthy turkeys.
Only a few months to go.
The concept of autopen is ridiculous, but so is unpardoning turkeys. Then again - so is pardoning turkeys.
This whole country is ridiculous.
All part of the political circus.
Those turkeys must be immediately located and arrested! /s
Take the /s out of your statement. If we can get ICE to be distracted with this, they won’t be worried about humans.
And I’m ok with that.
Haha! Yes!
There’s an episode of Rick & Morty called Thanksploitation Spectacular that you might like. It touches on your idea somewhat.
I find it stupid the guy who signs pardons for bitcoin billionaires he never heard of is accusing somebody of autopenning pardons. OVER TURKEY PARDONS.
How is this a news cycle?
Honestly, the only news I want to see are the headline and pictures of his death; violent or otherwise.
I bet his last words he speaks before flatlining is “Biden did this!”
“Jeff, my friend, I’ll see you soon”
How fucking petty is this turd?!
Trump gave out another pardon? This guy pardons more than my deaf aunt.
It’s a thanksgiving tradition to pardon a turkey, but he already pardoned Giuliani so he had to find another one
Secret Service had to tackle and restrain the White House head Chef who confused the Thanksgiving main dish for the President’s turkey neck
Nussy.
Why pardon the turkeys? What the fuck did they even do?
Besides, you don’t pardon your food, you eat them.
He’s such an asshole.
Right? What else could he possibly be celebrating with that but death? “Oh, these turkeys will not escape ME!” Uh, good for you, you Machiavellian shit stain.
