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Wow my last post is a lot more fucked up than it was funny and actually has me wondering : What if they started doing forced conscription for the “for-life,” prisoners or prisoners on death row to be ICE Agents?
That’s been the case with Russian recruiting since about the start of the second year of the Ukraine war.
Look up Oskar Dirlewanger and his group in the Nazis… They literally had murderers in their ranks
Wow, fucking really!! That’s fucked up!!! I just read into the guy not all of it cause there’s a lot but wow.
Oskar himself was convicted of raping a 14 year old girl in the 1920s.
not all of it cause there’s a lot but wow.
Googled him again just now and read more into him. That was truly a monster of a I can’t even say human.
But after looking into how it went before which I never knew even happened before at a point in time but go fuckin’ figure it’s happened before🤦🏻♂️ I suppose it answers my question of how would it go forcing conscription upon prisoners serving life sentences or are on death row to be ICE Agents. 🤦🏻♂️ It wouldn’t go well at all.
Good god this is absolute peak comedy
Mr. Laurio, never trust a beautiful woman, especially if she’s interested in you
what he could add is, if the beuatiful woman is more attractive than you are to be exact.
Such a great way to make them suffer. Very good idea. More please.
People who really care about trump become eunuchs for maga.
As a bonus, whatever small bit of meat is cut off of you can be mixed in with the ground horse, dog and rat meat that trump is bringing in from South America for that discounted maga meat that walmart is selling.
Damn, haven’t seen the word eunuch used in everyday conversation in a while.
Incorrectly tho. They meant incel - somebody who can’t have sex for social reasons - not a eunuch, who is physically castrated.
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The comment clearly talks about the physically removed material being mixed in with meat. That sounds a lot like a reference to physical castration.
It was… What a weirdly overconfident wrong answer from that other person… The internet, huh?
So is this implying that ICE is OK with same sex dating, or that there are no female ICE agents?
Yes
they might need to follow fbi’s lead on relaxing hiring standards. then they can just keep it ‘in house’
Oh, no, they both have very different ideas of what to do to a dog.
Does it need to be one or the other?
Rfk has joined the chat
Kash knows exactly what to do with dogs, right down to each breed.
“Dog breeds? I sure hope it does” -Kash, on all fours
you mean keep it in the dog house. also farm animals too.
Yeah, you gotta suck eachother’s. At least that’s what I would do in a situation like that. Or any other situation too. It feels great. So do it.
is that what the bestiality clause is about?
FBI previously automatically disqualified people who acknowledged engaging in crimes including prostitution or bestiality, which is sexual activity between a human and an animal
ICE is the new proud bois.
They literally hire documented Proud Boys gang members. So, yes. They are.
That’s good advice.
“Seriously, can you imagine a woman wanting to be seen dead with you, much less alive?? Have you seen yourselves recently? You’re all dressed like CoD cosplayers who only left their mom’s apartment last week!”
Should that not be the other way round?
I mean, unless ICE agents are active war thunder players, women are the biggest threat when it comes to leaked intel
ICE ain’t got no intelligence to leaki!
FBI added to this same warning, but animals too, instead of just women. /s
Ah yes, I remember how there were women who lured SS officers to their death this way during the second world war.
Nice to see this technique has not been forgotten.
Freddie Oversteegen for the win.
(note to self: I should insert a few of these names into my flashcard deck)
How far have we come from 2000’s Hollywood movies bigging FBI up
Anyone wanting to date an ICEhole is a piece of shit, fucked in the head, or someone who wants to compromise them. And I’m happy that’s their only choice, because it’s the least they deserve.
There has been a ton of stories lately of women targeting ICE agents and getting valuable intel on their operations which they pass along to anti-ice organizations, or working to out them to the public and reveal their identity.
Heroes
While this is pretty funny, there’s also this horrifying detail at the end of the article:
What’s likely more of a risk for undocumented individuals is face recognition and commercial ad data. ICE officers can feed a photo of anyone into a facial recognition app called “Mobile Fortify,” monitor social media with apps like SocialNet, and look at vast troves of commercially available location data without a warrant. One surveillance app that includes ICE on its client list is Penlink’s Webloc, a tool which can pull advertising geolocation data for entire neighborhoods and search through photos to locate individuals with face recognition. Penlink explicitly advertises one of its data sources as Tinder. In May, Politico reported that ICE published a request for information (indicating interest in a vendor) to expand use of “commercial Big Data and Ad Tech providers” in investigations.
Facial recognition is why I don’t attend any political activity without being in costume head-to-toe.
