Of course it was a waffle house he “teleported” to. Seems you never end up at one by choice.
Not a bit more insane than any religious person.
Religion is insane, yes, but not all of it’s victims are…
I think “teleporting to Waffle House” is a new favorite euphemism for getting totally shitfaced
I’ve teleported to many a Waffle House after a long night.
Its shockingly accurate.
This comment ironically makes me wish I could give you gold.
I thought he was wearing some crazy shoulder pads for a minute.
@CubitOom Yeah, at first glance he looks like a Superman villain from the '80s.
I guess being a walking disaster is now considered “experience” for disaster management.
“Here comes the disaster… cheif.”
The destination Waffle House was apparently in Rome, GA. I wonder where the origin “50 miles away” was?
Not because I believe he actually teleported, mind you, but because he was obviously driving while blackout drunk and I want him to stay the Hell away from me.
However, after a weeks in the role, several FEMA officials said they came around to Phillips after seeing his initiative during the January storm response.
“Gregg Phillips is FEMA’s best hope at this moment. I can’t believe I’m saying that,” one high-ranking FEMA official told CNN at the time.
Same, unnamed FEMA official, same.
@wjrii I would word it more as, “He’s obviously terrible and clearly insane, but probably the best we can hope for from this regime for now.”
Just not actively trying to destroy the department puts him in the upper echelon of competence for this administration.
Previously, he oddly claimed that he involuntarily teleported to a Waffle House in Georgia that was 50 miles away.
Umn… Aren’t blackouts like that typically a sign of alcoholism or other substance abuse?
@atzanteol Yeah, I don’t think it’s all that uncommon for bearded old guys in the South to find themselves at WH unexpectedly.
Sure that or quantum mastery, your view skews pessimistic.
Carbon monoxide leaks
But this handwriting doesn’t look like mine at all
We need to talk but he won’t let us.
Lmao, blacked out and went to a waffle house then woke up in a ditch. Huh, must have teleported here by accident.
Man, Rick Grimes fell off
Rick Grimes would make a damn fine head of FEMA. Bro got shit done.
Disaster Chief is like Captain Obvious
Being John Malkoditch
Wow, no exaggerated clickbait here.
Oh, yeah, this one is fun cause the whole article still feels like eating the onion.
Oh my god the artifact actually works, I’ve gotta inform the high command
I too have figured out teleportation. All it takes is for me to consume a bottle of tequila, and I wake up some time later in a dumpster outside of a Wal Mart. Two things I have yet to figure out; why is it always a dumpster outside Wal Mart? And why do I always lose my pants when passing through the quantum realm? Who, or what, is stealing my pants?
Hey, I’ve seen this one before https://youtube.com/shorts/B4APOBUpLAs
I bet you also time travel into the future
Kang
Nah, couldn’t be him. He got cancelled.
Through Tequila, all things are possible
Aliens!! Tequila also must summon Aliens…
See, I once was out drinking tequila in the town with my mates then, in a blink of an eye, it was the next day and I was in my bed. I think I was abducted by Alienssss.Whisky too.
There’s been a few times when drinking whisky that I’ve either teleported to a completely different place. Or lost large swathes of time but stayed in the same place.
Also those aliens would sometimes puke on me, or strip me and leave me in my bath then shit on me. Those quirky filthy bastards!!It was tequila that caused another mysterious event. I was on a binge and this attractive woman took me back to her place. Then the blackout. The very next morning, she still had a pretty face but had gained 40 pounds overnight. Inexplicable.
Ooh, aren’t you posh? Mezcal or GTFO. Extra points for gusano ingestion.
Just when I thought this season of America had jumped the shark, they introduce a brilliant new comic relief character.
