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mrdown@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

Iran could develop nuclear suicide bomb vests, claims JD Vance

www.9news.com.au

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Iran could develop nuclear suicide bomb vests, claims JD Vance

www.9news.com.au

mrdown@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • GuyIncognito@lemmy.ca
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    I’m imagining an Iranian Sam Porter Bridges lugging around a huge nuke

    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      A new order is available.

    • OrteilGenou@lemmy.world
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      Well I’m not googling it and quite frankly I’m rather upset that you made a cultural reference that I didn’t catch. Good day sir!

      • crapwittyname@feddit.uk
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        I think death stranding 2 just had a PC release, if that helps

        • GuyIncognito@lemmy.ca
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          And it is consuming my life.

  • FlexibleToast@lemmy.world
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    Another retread of the Iraq war. They scared us with “dirty bombs” and man pack nukes back then too.

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    That’s a big vest. Should be easy to spot.

    • ours@lemmy.world
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      For reference, the SADM portable nuke was made to be carried by paratroopers into enemy territory. 4 soldier would each carry one 18kg part of the weapon.

      A 72kg vest sounds quite the chonker.

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  • Bieren@lemmy.today
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    But we won the war and obliterated their military and nuclear programs.

  • Etterra@discuss.online
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    Cool story bro.

    • SippyCup@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      It stands for Jack Diznutzov. I heard it from a fella. Very smart guy.

      • Etterra@discuss.online
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        Oh so he’s a Russian plant. Good to know.

  • Kaito@lemmy.world
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    He should make one and demonstrate how it would work.

  • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Fun fact: the smallest nuclear bomb was (is?) small enough to carry in a backpack.

    • BiNonBi@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Another fun fact: The United States had nuclear suicide teams

  • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
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    Guess the US will be bombing Iran’s vest factories next.

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    USA could develop a more fuckable couch, and ride us of one problem, but here we are.

  • itisileclerk@lemmy.world
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    I claim that Americans have idiot VP, iVP short.

    • GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world
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      Not very related, but I just now realised, years old, that the “i” in Apple products stands for idiot and now it all makes sense!

  • lechekaflan@lemmy.world
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    Whatever, punchable face.

    • Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz
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      Be careful, I got banned for saying that in Reddit.

      • lechekaflan@lemmy.world
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        spez has AI moderation bots automatically set to permaban anyone even remotely talking of destroying Nazis and Kluxers, so we have a lot of us ending up here, and with that is now the chilling effect.

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        He has a shootable face. Fuck fascists. He isn’t a political rival, or someone to be debated in the marketplace of ideas, he is my enemy, an existential threat who espouses every characteristic deplorable in humans, he is ideologically opposite of me in every way, and seeks to control or kill me and those like me, just like his child raping lunatic partner.

        Ban me for speaking truth and I’ll go somewhere else, heck, that’s why I just came here from reddit.

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    Bet he thinks dr.thrax is a real person

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    I heard they’re developing a new Shahed bomb that can blow up a church and rebuild it into a mosque.

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    WMD trucks was it one of the previous times the US set the region on fire, wasn’t it?

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    Wait till they develop explosive fuckable couches

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