How is this oniony? Not the onion doesn’t mean any news from any source other than the onion.

Also, I feel like I see an article about a breakthrough in battery design every other day. I wonder if any of them will ever actually happen

This a product of corporations owning the rights to certain species, not at all realted to people not wanting to kill animals for their pleasure.

In other news, eating shit will make you ill

See also: Rosemary Kennedy, who was lobotomised at 23 and spent the rest of her life being hidden from the public and neglected by her family.

And they still won’t turn a profit 🥰

I depends what you mean by efficient. I find having the provider’s app that offers me location switching without manually downloading a config each time more efficient.

Love me some Cobb

Well we know that you can teleport to a waffle house

But he’ll let them use air bases here to load up bombs to drop on kids

Calling it a “state crime” or a “hostile act” is downplaying it if anything. This is like a rapist complaining if their victim said they were “a bit handsy”

Clean Coal is an oxymoron, like compassionate republican or good cop

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“interaction” is doing some heavy lifting here

Wait, this broken clock has the right time on it

Trump is racist?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whataboutism

I love how after seeing Godot’s relentless pace of new, highly requested features, Unity went “hmm let’s make it even easier for companies to cram in app purchases into their software”

YSK that Google and other big tech companies don’t give a shit about consumer rights or privacy laws and will still sell your targeted advertising data

My family cat was £10

Someone really needs to do it. What’s 2a for?