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if…then?

(fifteen cars, jets, and submarines)

…you know, it’s funny, i had vehicle voltron too, and although i never watched the cartoon, my best friend’s little brother did, and i don’t remember ever seeing episodes of the vehicle team, only the lions, although i know vehicle voltron also had a cartoon…

…real exotica was gladiator voltron, three humanoid robots which merged into a larger robot, which i never saw anywhere outside of catalogs…

BlickCait.

…i’m just thinking how many refrigerators is that, like three?..

/r/turnmeondeadman/

…oooh, i sense a business opportunity for an intermediation platform: foneswapp.org, no wait, all electronics in general: eswapp.org, no wait, we can do like used consumer goods: swapp.org, now we’re cooking with gas!..

…register a handful of TLDs, spend an afternoon vibe-coding a prototype, invite over some VCs, revolutionise commerce for the impending societal collapse, father maybe a few hundred children, found a new civilisation that lives in a dome, stay young forever until barbarians come and set fire to our home…

…great idea!..

…somehow?…like four-decade-honeypot somehow?..

pre-owned Pontiacs.

…i smashed mine into tiny pieces of shrapnel when it wouldn’t stop beeping, then swept the debris into the dustbin: engineer’s hammer…

“I don’t doubt that you made your choices with hope for making the world a better place, but now you can see what those choices have wrought. Today is your opportunity to let those choices go and join the right side of history.”

…universities are for research; colleges are for teaching…

…yeah, i initally considered the `web an also-ran gopher knockoff, too…